I want to have your abortion
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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