They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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