it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
dude. I can hear the air.
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