I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
