You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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