He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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