Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Sorry about my life...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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