I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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