i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Randomize
