Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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