I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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