maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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