so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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