Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I smell like Dick and happiness
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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