no. you can't hotbox the world.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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