My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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