I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
