Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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