Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The air was thick with penises
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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