its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just googled if crying burns calories
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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