And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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