i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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