it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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