another moral hangover. fuck.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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