gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
These tits shall not be calmed
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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