you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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