And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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