Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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