She's JV to your varsity
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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