don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize