you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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