ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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