I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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