Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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