it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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