He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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