so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
