Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
