Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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