Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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