I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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