Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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