I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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