You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
do herpes really smell.
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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