People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
