Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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