The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
