there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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