There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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