I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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