i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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