doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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