She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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