whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Also, beer. Big fan.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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