I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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