my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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